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Drunken dialling...

  • By girly-d
  • On 16/05/2018
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He's having a rant.

It's either aimed at me or the world...I'm not too sure which,  because I can't get a word in edgeways to ask...but it's going something along these lines...

His life is shit. I'm shit. We were shit...blah, blah, blah...

He's had a drink... in case you were wondering.

Sadly, I know this guy so I don't have to...

 

So everything is shit in his world and he's rambling on and I honestly just can't be arsed. It's boring me rigid.

Because absolutely nothing I could ever do or say can change his mind right now. I can't  fix this guy. I don't even want to...its not my job anymore.

It's his.

Because he had exactly the same chances that I had. We both went to detox. We both put the work in...but only one of us is still sober today...and you're probably guessing by now that it's clearly not him.

So I just nod when he tells me my life is so perfect...and yes, I clearly live in a castle, wear a tiara and drink freshly poured unicorns milk served in bone china cups while my adoring minions flit around brushing my hair and painting my nails all day for me...

Because it's easier to have a go at me right now than it is to admit to the truth...which is basically this...that his life is shit because he's continuing to drink.

Nothing more, nothing less.

He did get one thing right though...my life isn't shit. But that's not because I live in a castle and  wear a tiara or any of that bollocks...because I don't.

I live in a caravan.

The skylight leaks and the door's falling off, but compared to where I used to sleep, it's The Ritz.

So no, my life is not shit these days - because I make it that way. I work hard at my job and I care for me and Magic...but most importantly of all...and here's my magical, mystical secret D...

I just don't fucking drink...

You should try it sometime...it works wonders for alcoholism. It's kind of what they taught us in detox.

Anyway, as delightful as this little one-sided "conversation" has been, I really have to go now...

Because my unicorn is waiting and I really need to polish this tiara of mine while my pedicure dries...oh, and as of now you're blocked.

 Bye D...

 

#sorrynotsorry